dave.io

Because every developer needs a metapackage that does almost nothing, but does it with style.

Metapackage for Dave Williams.

It's a package. For Dave. By Dave. About Dave. If you were expecting more, well, that's on you.

With thanks - and apologies - to @zachleat.

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Table of Contents

• dave.io
  • Table of Contents
  • Why?
  • Usage
    • CLI
    • Programmatic
  • Development
  • Incoming
  • Changelog
  • License
  • Just show me the output

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Why?

Usage

CLI

npx dave.io

Programmatic

For those who want to automate their disappointment.

First, install the package:

npm install dave.io

Then you can pull it in to your heart's content:

import dave from "dave.io";

dave();

Or, if you're still clinging to CommonJS:

const dave = await import("dave.io");

dave();

Development

• Written in TypeScript, because more code is more better.
• Built and tested (no, really) with bun, because npm and yarn don't break enough.
• Linted with biome, because someone has to care about code style.

If you want to contribute, ask yourself: why?

Incoming

Believe it or not, features are planned!

• --cv / -c parameter to dump out my CV.
• Fetching links (and CV, when implemented) from my personal API.
  • There will always be a static fallback.
• Literally anything useful.

Changelog

• 1.0.1 First release! May angels rejoice.
• 1.0.2 Minor dependency bump and twiddle to remove Node from engines.
• 1.0.3 yanked
• 1.0.4 yanked
• 1.0.5 yanked
• 1.0.6 (current) Add pronouns to the output and update Docker pins.

License

MIT.

Because you should be free to do whatever you want with this, including ignoring it entirely.

Just show me the output

Oh, alright then.